Hey, big zender.

Best friend’s birthday? Wedding anniversary? Self-care Saturday? Gift a surprise party with your guides, loved ones and highest self.

Ready with confetti and high-fives, they’re hyped to answer all questions big and small (and/or sashay through your starry natal chart). Trust me, your giftee will be wrapped. Side effects may include looking hotter and knowing more than a crystal ball.

Choose your own adventure with gift certificates for every reading. When you purchase an insane gift, you’ll be emailed a certificate to gift the lucky recipient (piñata not included).